Posted 9 hours ago
I once told a joke about a straight person.
They came after me in droves.
Each one singing the same:
Don’t fight fire with fire.

What they mean is: Don’t fight fire with anything.
Do not fight fire with water.
Do not fight fire with foam.
Do not evacuate the people.
Do not sound the alarms.
Do not crawl coughing and choking and spluttering to safety.
Do not barricade the door with damp towels.
Do not wave a white flag out of the window.
Do not take the plunge from several storeys up.
Do not shed a tear for your lover trapped behind a wall of flame.
Do not curse the combination of fuel, heat, and oxygen.
Do not ask why the fire fighters are not coming.

When they say: Don’t fight fire with fire.
What they mean is: Stand and burn.
"Stand and Burn" by Claudia Boleyn (via crimical)
Posted 10 hours ago
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princess-al-luka:

All the stars are shining in your eyes。。。

Posted 21 hours ago

How to finish that last minute assignment

the-girlwhowasonfire:

cjshark:

prettyflyforaredspy:

ruemex:

disgruntledota:

leetakeuchi:

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I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

Reblogging for future reference..

(Source: gamerspirit)

Posted 22 hours ago

doctorsdemons:

whitedarryl:

asatira:

elfgrove:

mmemento:

leaper182:

bead-bead:

the-writers-ramblings:

i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!

It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology”
By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D

Gilgamesh: THE ULTIMATE BROMANCE

Give it here, now.

Sweet Fluffy Gods why is there not an audiobook version?

I need to find this book.

The first time Iv’e wanted to read something since Metro 2033.

guy

guys…look what we did :D

(Source: thewritersramblings)

Posted 22 hours ago

pyrrhics:

Sydney Dust Storm 2009

i remember this it was like the apocalypse

Posted 23 hours ago

homuratrash:

when people ask me what im gonna do after college

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Posted 1 day ago
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liberiproject:

My third Sherlock Sketchdump.
I originally wanted to upload the third until I’ve got more sketches but these are now a few months old and I am not going to do new ones any time soon.
So, here you go.