Posted 2 hours ago

People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn't have much of any

  1. Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
  2. Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
  3. --
  4. Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party
  5. Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea
  6. Romeo: *kisses her anyway*
  7. Juliet: That was dumb of you
  8. --
  9. Romeo: We should get married right now
  10. Juliet: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
  11. Romeo: Like tomorrow?
  12. Juliet: Sure, fine.
  13. --
  14. Juliet: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
  15. Romeo: Right.
  16. Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
  17. --
  18. Juliet: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
  19. Romeo: *immediately kills himself*
  20. Juliet: For fucks sake.
Posted 3 hours ago
And my only form of rebellion left is to fuck my hair up and look like a 16-year-old. So, it’s kind of all I got.

(Source: cuztiel)

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago

what-the-hells-going-on:

amroyounes:

Lies we tell our kids.  Found this from the postsecret blog.

THEYRE ALL CUTE AND FUNNY UNTIL YOU GET TO THE LAST ONE AND THEN YOU ARE ASSAULTED BY FEELINGS

Posted 5 hours ago

The real life angel of the lord that Misha Collins is. I can’t put into words how much I owe him.

(Source: pray-to-the-gay)

Posted 7 hours ago

scottthepilgrim:

take me down to the anime city where the tsunderes are mean and my senpai is pretty
oh wont you please take me home

Posted 18 hours ago
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Posted 19 hours ago

ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

Posted 22 hours ago

assortedtrolls:

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

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